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What is THAI TIME? I’ll tell you in 22 minutes (read: 4 hours)

10-years experience, **Sampling Error = Z x (σ /√n)**

If you want to meet a girl at 10 am she will be there at 11:05

If they tell you the bus is 2 hours long, it’s 7 hours and 54 minutes

If they say you have to wait 15 minutes, that’s 83 minutes and 09 seconds

If they say hold on, that’s 2 hours and 12 seconds

If class will start in 1 minute, that’s 19 minutes

If the city is 1 hour away, that’s 4 hours and 48 minutes and 29 seconds

If someone says the bus will be here at 4, it will show up at 8:18

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Thai time is way better than American time.

America: Work starts at 7:00, you show up at 6:50, fired!!!! show up at 7:01, fired!!!! 7:00, fired!!!!

America: If someone says meet at 8:00., it depends on their age. Older they are, the closer to 8:00:00 it will be. If over 50, probably they will show up at 7:00:00 just to be safe. You complain, you get shot!!!! lol

America: Wait 10 minutes, that could mean anything. you complain, you get shot!!!!

America: City is 11 minutes away, according to their phone. The phone is the scapegoat. You don’t like their phone, you get shot!!!!

pick your poison.

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