Damn cockroaches are out to get me

I have a cockroach problem. Specifically that they keep jumping on me. Every time I step outside my home in the dark, a cockroach takes a leap of faith and tries to use me as a trampoline. They have jumped on me six times. Six times too many!

At this point, I just need someone to tell me that it’s just their nature and they are not out to get me. LOL. I’d be happy to know that they just want a joyride on my shoulders and not looking for revenge for gassing their cousins.

It only happens when I step outside. It’s like they wait to ambush me.

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