Thai ‘Hitler’ cat survives murder attempt by asshole tiny snake (Video)

Staff at a northern hospital got a slithering surprise when a stray cat resembling a 20th-century dictator walked up to their emergency room with a very small, but very furious, green snake locked around his neck.

Having a scaly neck tie wrapped twice around his neck didn’t seem to phase the kitty, who stood calmly as his Lilliputian nemesis feebly attempted to strangle him in a video posted to TikTok with more than a million views. 

Staff at the Nong Khai province hospital rushed to pin the ruthless little snake down by the head with surgical scissors while they used another to carefully unwrap his body from the cat. 

Then, they made the unfortunate decision to name the cat Hitler.

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