I ate Burger King’s new chocolate hamburger so you don’t have to

Bangkok’s fast food scene has a new weird food, and today I have returned from the beefy, chocolatey mess to confirm that, yes, it is an ungodly combination.

From the Things We Never Asked for Department come Chocolate Whoppers at Burger King this week as the new “I dare you” meal for mastication masochists.

The quirky combo of choc and bun is a THB129 collab between Burger King and Hershey’s that also includes choco french fries (THB109), chocolate milkshakes (THB80), and a chocolate pie (THB39).

So how was it?

This intrepid reporter ordered one Choco burger with a side of choco fries for some afternoon shame-eating. The first thing to note was, instead of the juicy amalgamation of cheese and chocolate goop pictured in the ad, a sad and crumpled burger gazed back. Brown sauce smudged the white wrapper in a way reminiscent of some very unfortunate…