Here are the very puzzling ‘10 things’ Thailand wants tourists to know about weed

Don’t grow weed without registering on an app, get official permission before conducting research, and only buy weed-powered health products through the right channels.

That’s just a few of the less than helpful 10 things tourists need to know about cannabis, according to a lol-worthy infographic put out today by the Public Health Ministry for non-Thai speaking foreigners who come to savor the wonder of Thai cannabis. 

Dubbed 10 Things Tourists Need to Know about Cannabis in Thailand, the English-language guide is an officially sanctioned work created by health officials, and will be followed by translations into languages such as Chinese, Korean, Japanese, and Russian, according to the ministry’s Narong Apikulwanich. 

The guides will be available at tourism centers across the country, Narong said. An online version will be made available at a later date by…