Congratulations, Joe Biden! Thai meerkat breaks deadlock to end election cliffhanger (Video)

As Americans struggle to count the remaining votes before they all start shooting each other, Thailand late Friday afternoon came to the rescue. Specifically, a meerkat held captive in the deep Thai south at the Songkhla provincial zoo who was tasked with settling things, once and for all.

Emerging from its meerkat aperture (Ed. note: We know little of meerkats except they’re neither cat nor kat), the plucky mongoosealike gave a once-over to both candidates’ portraits hanging from a wire line … and retreated back into its hole for a think.

(Who does he think he works for, Nevada’s Secretary of State?)

Before long, the meerkat re-emerged directly below Biden and decisively pawed at his photo.

So there you have it. Congratulations President-Elect Biden! The meerkat has chosen.

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